The results are in:
When will Susan beat Jeremy in a race (and earn a much sought after divorce)?
6 - Soon before they return to the good ol' US of A.
5 - Moot Point. Jeremy will do something stupid deserving of a divorce anyways.
4 - Never, Ever.
2 - Soon enough. Before there are lil' Jeremy's running around.
1 - Some day - some glorious day.
That means there are 3 smart people. Yes, I voted for "Never, Ever" but only once (I tried to vote again but the evil blog-master wouldn't let me). The rest of you have a) no understanding of how fast a man can run when driven by fear, and b) how shrewd I can be. When Susan was doing 5k's I did marathons. When she did marathons, I did 50k's. If she ever does a 50-miler, I'll do 100's. If she does 100's - well I'll take up golf. The only mistake I made was running a 50k on a hot day against her. Our marriage was in peril like never before.
Fortunately, a heroic finish by yours truly saved our marriage. Ask yourself, would Susan do that for me? Think about it....